One day, people woke up to find that “R” had said good-bye. No one knew why it left, but all keyboads suddenly had a blank between “E” and “T”. It was quite distubing.
It affected the Bitish and the Fench quite a bit, along with the Koeans, although I think the Ussians complained the loudest (not that Bazil was too thilled). Canada didn’t mind, although people began calling Toronto “Toonto”, when they knew full well it should be hyphenated. Huge swaths of the population became cold and hungy as they suddenly had to eat ice all day: beakfast, lunch and suppe (ice pilaf is just not the same.) Potatoes stayed the same, but bakeies began selling nothing but bead.
What made me the saddest was that all my friends became fiends.
October 11th, 2013 at 11:26 pm
I think this is my favourite thing you’ve ever written.
October 11th, 2013 at 11:28 pm
This is awesome! I couldn’t stop laughing!
October 11th, 2013 at 11:32 pm
October 11th, 2013 at 11:46 pm
Supe cleve! Too funny!
October 12th, 2013 at 1:04 am
Wow, brilliant, stimulating, the quintessential David Stewart.
Ajun loves it. Thank you!!~
October 12th, 2013 at 8:15 pm
this was hilaious!!! 🙂
October 12th, 2013 at 8:16 pm
this was hilaious!
October 14th, 2013 at 10:03 am
Classic David Stewat 🙂
Keep giving us moe such geat woks 🙂
October 14th, 2013 at 4:30 pm
waiting fo you next post! 🙂
October 15th, 2013 at 12:44 am
Who would have thought R could have such an impact? I don’t ever want to be your fiend. Ha ha.
October 21st, 2013 at 3:48 am
October 26th, 2013 at 9:07 pm
Very whimsical!!! I feel my creative juices boiling right now, this is very creative:)
October 26th, 2013 at 10:08 pm
Thank you! I appreciate the comment.
May 30th, 2014 at 11:01 am
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