Have you ever had a dinosaur bite your leg off? I haven’t, but I can tell you what it was like. Even show you the scar.
Do you know a good recipe for kryptonite soup? Not me, but I can write a recipe that will keep Superman looking at you askance whenever you pick up your spoon.
I’m not saying I’m a professional liar, but I am a writer, so yeah, maybe I am. You know what I mean.
What kind of stories do you tell? Would you like me to tell a story for you? Look back in my archives: I’ve got all kinds to share.
If you’re a blogger and would like to take a night off sometime, I’d love to guest blog for you. Send me an email at greenwalledtower(at)gmail(dot)com and we can talk about it. I won’t bring the whole Green-Walled Tower with me, but maybe I’ll give you a strand of ivy from the walls.
The Green-Walled Tower 
February 18th, 2015 at 12:07 am
You can be a guest on my blog anytime, David. Just say the word and the stage is yours.
February 18th, 2015 at 7:12 pm
You’re sweet, Amy. Thank you. I’ll email you at some point and we can talk about it. Vice versa too, if you ever feel like coming over here. I’d be honored to have you.
March 17th, 2015 at 1:57 am
seriously? will you write something for checkoutourbooks in april? I will certainly communicate through email, today!
March 17th, 2015 at 5:27 pm
Yeah, I definitely would. I am so scatterbrained though with all my ideas that I need to be reminded, so definitely email me.