Have you ever had a dinosaur bite your leg off? I haven’t, but I can tell you what it was like. Even show you the scar.
Do you know a good recipe for kryptonite soup? Not me, but I can write a recipe that will keep Superman looking at you askance whenever you pick up your spoon.
I’m not saying I’m a professional liar, but I am a writer, so yeah, maybe I am. You know what I mean.
If you’re a blogger and would like to take a night off sometime, I’d love to guest blog for you. Send me an email at greenwalledtower(at)gmail(dot)com and we can talk about it. I won’t bring the whole Green-Walled Tower with me, but maybe I’ll give you a strand of ivy from the walls.