June 22, 2016

It starts with stealing Donald Trump’s jet

By David Stewart

copyright Rich Voza

“We’re gonna get murdered.” I unlocked Donald Trump’s private jet with stolen keys.

“It was your choice,” Jack said. “You wanna switch?”

“No.” I climbed into the cockpit and consulted the WikiTheft page on flying a stolen jet.

Somehow we took off. Somehow we flew to Mexico City and crash-landed in the busiest airport in Central America.

Somehow we spray-painted “To Mexico, love Donny” on the side and escaped the authorities.

“It’s your turn,” I said as we sat on a sidewalk, trying to think how to get home.

Jack looked thoughtful. “I think I’d better pick Truth this time.”

 

*FYI*

Share this:

• Facebook
• Reddit
• Email

Like this:

Like Loading...

Related

About David Stewart

I am a writer of anything quirky and weird. I love most genres of fiction and in each there are stories that I would consider "my kind of story". View all posts by David Stewart

This entry was posted on Wednesday, June 22nd, 2016 at 7:41 pm and tagged with Donald Trump, fiction, flash fiction, Friday Fictioneers, funny, jet, Mexico City, truth or dare, WikiTheft and posted in Friday Fictioneers, Light. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

---

14 responses to “It starts with stealing Donald Trump’s jet”

• lunasgathering
  June 22nd, 2016 at 7:53 pm

  Reblogged this on Luna's Writing Journal and commented:
  Truth or Dare on an EPIC scale! This made me laugh out loud. 😀

  Reply
• Björn Rudberg (brudberg)
  June 23rd, 2016 at 6:58 am

  I think this is a perfect prank… and at least there is no more dare to prove. Love the Wikitheft…

  Reply
• michael1148humphris
  June 23rd, 2016 at 7:28 am

  You beat me to it, for I was on a plane to the USA,

  Reply
• rochellewisoff
  June 23rd, 2016 at 8:48 am

  Dear David,

  That’s one wicked game of Truth or Dare. 😉 I plead the Fifth on the rest of my comment.

  Shalom,

  Rochelle

  Reply
• Joy Pixley
  June 23rd, 2016 at 6:20 pm

  One of my favorite story titles yet. And yes, “truth” is almost always the safer option!

  Reply
• Sandra
  June 24th, 2016 at 1:34 am

  Love the pair of them. Hoping to see them up at Turnberry this week.

  Reply
• lingeringvisions by Dawn
  June 25th, 2016 at 9:18 pm

  Clever words this week. You made grin REALLY big!

  Reply
  • David Stewart
    June 30th, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    Thanks Dawn. Glad to hear. ^__^

    Reply
• madamewriter
  June 26th, 2016 at 12:58 pm

  Clever story – no comments on the participants – but it is fun to see modern events twisted in fiction.

  Reply
  • David Stewart
    June 30th, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    Thanks. I don’t want to be political, but yes, it is fun to throw in current names sometimes.

    Reply
• luckyjc007
  June 26th, 2016 at 5:56 pm

  LOL’s 🙂 Maybe Hillary could spend some of that money she has and have them flown back to the states! I’m sure she has given enough speeches to cover the cost. Just saying….

  Reply
  • David Stewart
    June 30th, 2016 at 10:34 pm

    That sounds fair to me. 🙂

    Reply
• patriciaruthsusan
  June 29th, 2016 at 8:18 am

  Great story, David. I love the Wiki Theft page on flying a stolen jet. Hilarious. Well done. 😀 — Suzanne

  Reply
  • David Stewart
    June 30th, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    Thanks, Suzanne. I started with WikiCrime, but that’s an actual crime prevention page. 🙂

    Reply

Let me know what you think. I appreciate all comments and criticisms. Cancel reply

Enter your comment here...

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

Email (required) (Address never made public)

Name (required)

Website

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out /  Change )

You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out /  Change )

Cancel

Connecting to %s

Notify me of new comments via email.

Notify me of new posts via email.

Δ