copyright Dale Rogerson
“How do you plead?”
“Not guilty, your Honor.”
“You were caught stealing 200 feet of wiring from a house.”
“I’m an electrician. I went there to install it, but I have this unusual problem. I sometimes get caught in a reverse time wave. I’m seeing a physicist about it.”
“You were caught trying to steal $150,000 from a bank fifteen years ago.”
“I was there to deposit it. Inheritance from a rich uncle.”
“Sure. The trial is set two weeks from today, no bail. If you’re telling the truth, you’ll walk out of the jail long before then, I’m sure.”
The Green-Walled Tower 
July 11th, 2019 at 12:13 pm
A judge with a mery quip. How annoying for him
July 11th, 2019 at 3:03 pm
“I’m seeing a physicist about it.” Hahaha. This was a good story. It’s fun. I got a laugh or two out of it.
July 11th, 2019 at 6:55 pm
Thanks! Glad you liked it.
July 11th, 2019 at 5:41 pm
Funny stuff, I love a reverse time wave, really clever!
July 11th, 2019 at 6:54 pm
hehe, thanks. 🙂
July 12th, 2019 at 1:04 am
Yea…the physicist was gold! 😉
July 12th, 2019 at 11:17 pm
🙂 My dad, the scientist, liked that point too.
July 12th, 2019 at 3:35 am
Fantastic notion, that time warps cause such confusion and trouble for the traveller. Those time locked loops effect us all at some stage in life.
July 12th, 2019 at 11:16 pm
I’m not exactly sure how reverse time would work if it was sporadic, but that’s why it’s fiction. 🙂 Thanks for reading.
-David
July 12th, 2019 at 4:39 am
A very perceptive judge. Loved it! 🙂
July 12th, 2019 at 11:16 pm
Thanks, Sandra. 🙂
July 12th, 2019 at 6:49 am
I love Dale’s photos. Again, that imagination of yours would give Ms Harry Potter a run for her money. Love the image of all the wire.
July 12th, 2019 at 11:13 pm
You’re sweet. 🙂 Glad you liked it.
July 12th, 2019 at 2:42 pm
Ah, nice one, David. Love the ‘reverse time wave’ excuse. 🙂
Susan A Eames at
Travel, Fiction and Photos
July 12th, 2019 at 10:44 pm
Thanks! Glad you liked it.
July 12th, 2019 at 7:12 pm
Dear David,
Clever alibi but I’d say the judge is one up on him. Well done. The last line made me laugh out loud.
Shalom,
Rochelle
July 12th, 2019 at 10:42 pm
Thanks, Rochelle. If I can get a smile or better yet, a laugh, I’m happy. 🙂 I hope your summer is going well.
-David
July 13th, 2019 at 6:24 pm
Clever!
July 14th, 2019 at 12:54 am
There is justice after all. The good judge was smart.
July 14th, 2019 at 1:18 am
Sounds about right. Deny deny deny! 😉
July 14th, 2019 at 8:07 am
I like this guy and wonder what else he’s gotten into over the years. He’s a creative thinker, I’ll give him that.
July 14th, 2019 at 5:27 pm
Clever and funny, I love every part of this.
July 16th, 2019 at 11:01 am
Hilarious, David. The judge has him there. Well done. 😀 — Suzanne