Dear Mr. Jackson
Dear Mr. Jackson,
I am writing to inform you that
Hey Travis,
How are you? Listen, you remember that concert a few months ago when
Travis, you bastard! You ruined my life and now you’re gonna
Travis,
I really need you now. I feel so alone. I can’t tell my parents and
Hey babe!
I got some big news for you!! I’m so excited and
Dear Prick,
I know it’s hard for a colossal douche like you to understand but
Travis,
I’ve got something to say. Please, please don’t be mad but
Travis,
Please call me. We have to talk.