June 1, 2017

Teddy Bear Brawl

By David Stewart

copyright Karuna

Teddy Bear Brawl

Teddy bears’ picnic, my ass.

Those pretentious little Paddingtons thought they could leave us out, just because they sit on the bed and we live in the closet.

Baby-doll saw them sneaking out the window. We found them under a tree in the backyard.

“Let us join,” Baby-doll whined.

Somebody, probably I-Couldn’t-Give-A-Care Bear, sneers, “Back off vinyls. Plushies only.”

That’s when the Pooh hit the fan.

I beat the stuffing out of a few, and soon we were all muddy and ripped.

At least we cleaned up with some Windex. Those bloody bears got a trip to the washing machine.

 

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About David Stewart

I am a writer of anything quirky and weird. I love most genres of fiction and in each there are stories that I would consider "my kind of story". View all posts by David Stewart

This entry was posted on Thursday, June 1st, 2017 at 8:57 pm and tagged with fiction, fight, flash fiction, Friday Fictioneers, humor, teddy bear, Teddy Bears' Picnic, toys and posted in Friday Fictioneers, Light. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

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20 responses to “Teddy Bear Brawl”

• rochellewisoff
  June 2nd, 2017 at 5:10 am

  Dear David,

  As always, I enjoy your bizarre sense of humor. Toy Story with an edge. I want to see this played out in Pixar. Great to see you here.

  Shalom,

  Rochelle

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  • David Stewart
    June 3rd, 2017 at 9:59 pm

    This is the gritty reboot they’ll make in 20 years. 🙂

    Reply
• Iain Kelly
  June 2nd, 2017 at 7:38 am

  Ha, great fun, loved it 🙂

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  • David Stewart
    June 3rd, 2017 at 9:58 pm

    Thanks!

    Reply
• Keith's Ramblings
  June 2nd, 2017 at 8:41 am

  A welcome smile! Delightful.

  Cast Aside – a very short story

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• rgayer55
  June 2nd, 2017 at 11:06 am

  Ha! I hope they take a rough tumble in a hot dryer too. Uppity damn bears. That one in the middle looks shit-faced to me.

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  • David Stewart
    June 3rd, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    Maybe it was more of a teddy bears’ happy hour. You can fill in that part.

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• jellico84
  June 2nd, 2017 at 12:34 pm

  Crazy wicked, and absolutely hilarious!

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  • David Stewart
    June 3rd, 2017 at 9:57 pm

    Hehe, thanks!

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• Mrs. Completely
  June 2nd, 2017 at 7:02 pm

  Haha! That was fun!

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  • David Stewart
    June 3rd, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    🙂 Thanks. Glad you liked it.

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• Michael Wynn
  June 3rd, 2017 at 4:25 am

  Great surreal take on the prompt and masterful use of iconic bear names

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  • David Stewart
    June 3rd, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    Thanks. It’s fun to write this sort of thing.

    Reply
• Weltchysnotebook
  June 3rd, 2017 at 4:45 pm

  Ok. That was hilarious

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  • David Stewart
    June 3rd, 2017 at 9:55 pm

    🙂 Thanks.

    Reply
• subroto
  June 5th, 2017 at 6:58 am

  Ha! Ha! It’s a jungle out there.

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• Dale
  June 5th, 2017 at 8:57 am

  That was fantastic! Yep… Pixar is sure to pick it up… 😉

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• Sharmishtha
  July 5th, 2017 at 7:09 am

  good one!

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• Ritika
  September 16th, 2017 at 5:26 am

  Super awesome 😀
  Poor bears must have whirled their way our of washing machine devising a good revenge. I wonder what that will be 😉

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  • David Stewart
    September 17th, 2017 at 7:57 pm

    Yes, I’m sure the battle of the bedroom will only get worse after this. 🙂

    Reply

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