copyright Karuna
Teddy Bear Brawl
Teddy bears’ picnic, my ass.
Those pretentious little Paddingtons thought they could leave us out, just because they sit on the bed and we live in the closet.
Baby-doll saw them sneaking out the window. We found them under a tree in the backyard.
“Let us join,” Baby-doll whined.
Somebody, probably I-Couldn’t-Give-A-Care Bear, sneers, “Back off vinyls. Plushies only.”
That’s when the Pooh hit the fan.
I beat the stuffing out of a few, and soon we were all muddy and ripped.
At least we cleaned up with some Windex. Those bloody bears got a trip to the washing machine.
June 2nd, 2017 at 5:10 am
Dear David,
As always, I enjoy your bizarre sense of humor. Toy Story with an edge. I want to see this played out in Pixar. Great to see you here.
Shalom,
Rochelle
June 3rd, 2017 at 9:59 pm
This is the gritty reboot they’ll make in 20 years. 🙂
June 2nd, 2017 at 7:38 am
Ha, great fun, loved it 🙂
June 3rd, 2017 at 9:58 pm
Thanks!
June 2nd, 2017 at 8:41 am
A welcome smile! Delightful.
Cast Aside – a very short story
June 2nd, 2017 at 11:06 am
Ha! I hope they take a rough tumble in a hot dryer too. Uppity damn bears. That one in the middle looks shit-faced to me.
June 3rd, 2017 at 9:57 pm
Maybe it was more of a teddy bears’ happy hour. You can fill in that part.
June 2nd, 2017 at 12:34 pm
Crazy wicked, and absolutely hilarious!
June 3rd, 2017 at 9:57 pm
Hehe, thanks!
June 2nd, 2017 at 7:02 pm
Haha! That was fun!
June 3rd, 2017 at 9:56 pm
🙂 Thanks. Glad you liked it.
June 3rd, 2017 at 4:25 am
Great surreal take on the prompt and masterful use of iconic bear names
June 3rd, 2017 at 9:56 pm
Thanks. It’s fun to write this sort of thing.
June 3rd, 2017 at 4:45 pm
Ok. That was hilarious
June 3rd, 2017 at 9:55 pm
🙂 Thanks.
June 5th, 2017 at 6:58 am
Ha! Ha! It’s a jungle out there.
June 5th, 2017 at 8:57 am
That was fantastic! Yep… Pixar is sure to pick it up… 😉
July 5th, 2017 at 7:09 am
good one!
September 16th, 2017 at 5:26 am
Super awesome 😀
Poor bears must have whirled their way our of washing machine devising a good revenge. I wonder what that will be 😉
September 17th, 2017 at 7:57 pm
Yes, I’m sure the battle of the bedroom will only get worse after this. 🙂