Kelly stood in line for security at the airport. He emptied his pockets, took off his shoes, took off his belt and waited. He walked through the scanner. It beeped.
“We’re going to have to pat you down,” one of the security agents said. They patted and prodded him thoroughly in front of the waiting people and then sent him back through the scanner again. It beeped again.
“Better take off your pants,” the agent said. Kelly blinked in surprise but finally took off his pants and sheepishly moved through the scanner. This time it did not go off.
“I’m pretty sure there wasn’t any metal in my pants,” he said as he put them back on. “How did you know?”
“Oh, this isn’t a metal detector; it’s a dignity detector. You’re clear to go now. Have a nice day!”
The Green-Walled Tower 
August 13th, 2012 at 11:15 am
Lol. Well, now that they’ve done away with that.
August 13th, 2012 at 11:32 am
Lol, Nice, 🙂
August 13th, 2012 at 5:30 pm
LMAO! Very good 🙂
August 13th, 2012 at 10:08 pm
😆
August 14th, 2012 at 9:04 am
Very funny. Very funny, indeed.
Emily
August 14th, 2012 at 8:19 pm
Funny!!! Well done 😀
August 15th, 2012 at 11:51 am
A dignity detector…what will they think of next…
August 22nd, 2012 at 5:42 am
HA!
August 26th, 2012 at 3:12 pm
hmm i think its quite a common experience these days 😦
August 26th, 2012 at 9:29 pm
In America I always have to take off my belt going through airport security. I think that’s what makes me feel the least dignified. Other countries don’t make you though, that I’ve found. How is India?